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Post by Luton Roman on Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:27 pm

Amusing take from the Conf South forum lining up teams with Premier League clubs and 1 other:

Basingstoke Town = Aston Villa, it's almost a comfort that they always there, perfectly average in every conceivable way
Bath City = Norwich, everyone seems perfectly friendly, if just a little odd
Bishop's Stortford = Swansea, stylish, refreshing football, just not consistent enough
Boreham Wood = Stoke, not so big and ugly any more, but you still think of them in those terms
Bromley = Arsenal *choke*
Chelmsford City = Manchester United, been winning in this division for so long, they now can't cope with losing
Concord Rangers = Crystal Palace, new and they have little growth spurts but are always likely to be down there at the end
Dorchester Town = Fulham, quite posh, one of those friendly rivals who you wish well
Dover Athletic = Newcastle, near enough France
Eastbourne Borough = Tottenham, always hovering but never landing
Eastleigh = Man City, really should win the league from here, spending gadzillions
Ebbsfleet Utd = Chelsea, made of money, probably won't help them win anything
Farnborough = Cardiff, maybe they like the chaos?
Gosport Borough = Bradford, going to Wembley, how the hell did they manage that, the jammy f....
Havant & Waterlooville = Liverpool, always predicted to be up there, always flop, might just do something late on this season for once
Hayes & Yeading = West Ham, new ground taking ages, fans think they should be world beaters, but they shouldn't
Maidenhead Utd = West Brom, agreed, seem to have forgotten how to win games, squad as thin as a wafer, but you still suspect they'll sneak through
Staines Town = Sunderland, they'll win a few, they'll lose a few, they'll end up somewhere in the middle *yawn*
Sutton Utd = Everton, another kind of friendly rival, but these are actually quite good with it, can imagine having supported them in a different life
Tonbridge Angels = Stoke, but how they used to be, please don't hurt me on Thursday
Weston-Super-Mare = Southampton, I woke up one morning and they weren't rubbish any more. How did that happen?
Whitehawk = Hull City, new, trying to change their name, trying to establish themselves by spending a lot of money, it can't end in tears, surely?


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Post by comrade powell on Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:30 pm

very good. particularly agree with the havant entry...
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Post by comrade powell on Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:17 am

Where is that thread, Luton?
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